Just cuz you’re poor doesn’t mean you can’t get your nutrition on. Retain those gains, whether you’re hitting the streets or under a bridge. This recipe has 2 versions depending on how on-the-ropes you’re feeling.
Ingredients
Desperate edition
- 1 can of V8 juice
- 2 slices of bread
- 1 tablespoon of vegetable oil
- 1 teaspoon of pepper
Derelicte edition
- everything from desperate editon, plus…
- 2 tablespoons nutritional yeast
Prep time: 3 minutes
Serves: 1 bro
Instructions
- Tear up the bread with your bare hands like a badass.
- Dump all the ingredients into a bowl.
- Microwave that bowl for 90 seconds.
- Eat.
- Flex.